DO NOT ASK FOR SUGAR ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

🔥 Why should you take this novel with you on vacation? 🔥 Because my stories, drenched in sweat, tears, and road dust, show how to travel, fail, and survive, – and still maintain a sense of humour 😅

For example, when you: • escape the harsh winter, pale, exhausted, and fall asleep under a Sinhalese coconut palm 🏝️ • fall in love ❤️ with a Kiwi in Bangkok, of all places, • then wander aimlessly through Australia’s arid desert 🌵 • speed through the tropical rainforest 🙈 with shady characters in a stolen rental car 🚗 • wake up from a deep coma in a South Indian hospital 🏥 • hike through lush marijuana fields 🚬 in the magnificent mountains and valleys of Nepal 🏔️ • and then coming up with the brilliant idea of taking some “agricultural products” home with you 🙏🏼